[Verse 1]

Hey listen, I got a few unpopular opinions
About some characters the bare the curse of fantasy fiction
And though the friction and division that their properties envision
cause confliction can’t we all agree they deserve intermission

From all this romantical confinement
Step across their worlds and they break from the consignment
Take a Catniss Everdeen and give her Samwise then
They could farm together, more a peaceful alignment

Don’t say no go just cause Frodo would likely draw her out
Just like Bilbo should a pro-posed to Brienne of Tarth, no doubt
Now that’s a walk about, to the Great Hall of Tarth
Like if this was science fiction pairing 3PO and Barf

Odd couples double up the chances for romantics
See Hermoine Granger backing up Gerralt in Witcher Antics
Not like the kid version of Hermoine, like the adult one
Really guys, I’m not like, trying to promote pedophilia here
Gross

[Chorus - Taken from Dido's White Flag with changed melody]

I Will Go Down With This Ship
And I Won't Throw My Hands Up In Surrender
There Will Be No White Flag Above My Door
I'm In Love, And Always Will Be

[Verse 2]

Getting Catty with Gabby dropping Xena for Chetarah
They could sun ray day nap, basking in Amara
Trade the beast in for an upgrade Belle, choose Galadriel
You could read of Westmarch while the elf gives em hell

Hard to tell, when you step outside the box
Wendy Darling telling Tenar bout the far things out the locks
Now lets get in some boys, go beyond the simple couple
Tidus, Cloud, and Squall, in a quiet little sad boy Thruple

Double your pleasure, double your gum, triple your fun
Cuddle the Chesire, nuzzle the clever, tickle rum tum
Tugger, D&D Sluggers, wait that’s a ship for myself
But a guy can dream, Malificent and Rey, drink to my health

I’ve got a wealth of romance stirring emotions and feelings
So stop your nay saying, straying cravings, and don’t stop believing
That if these queens and kings are sure make believe breathing
Then I can fantasized about their eyes locking, hearts beating

[Chorus - Taken from Dido's White Flag with changed melody]

I Will Go Down With This Ship
And I Won't Throw My Hands Up In Surrender
There Will Be No White Flag Above My Door
I'm In Love, And Always Will Be